About

Wired Fortress is a fan site for the now and forever free to play first person hat simulator PC shooter video game called Team Fortress 2 that can be found on Valve's game distributor Steam. It is a sequel the video game Team Fortress. This site in general is kind of clunky and may have some problems. ( sounds of me forgetting to put one bit of coding that would allow for a gif that had nothing but explosions and hats in it but lost it in a computer crash ( and not me spilling Mountain Dew Game Fuel all over the mother board and blaming it on the dog, I mean what do you take me for an idiot that can hold his drinks? ( speaking of drinks, there was this one time my Uncle fell a sleep with a cigarette that was still lit ( it burned down his house and he was only wrapped in his blanket ( reason why is if he didn't, he would be presenting his birthday suit to the world and lets leave it at that)))) and am not going to do it any because it was taken away from Mann Co. CEO, Saxton Hale, with HIS DAMN BARE HANDS and god knows I don't want to mess with him! ) and that is how this site was made.